Sam Mendes presents Oliver Twist by Charles Dickens, an audible original drama.

The young gentleman's name would be...

Oliver, Oliver Twist.

...with Brian Cox as Fagan.

What have you seen? Street boy.

Nicola Cochlan as Nancy and Daniel Caluia as Bill Sykes.

Oh, look at me like a hello to my lawyer!

I love you, Bill!

...with original music by Dan Gillespie Cells.

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Democrats and other stains on the good name of humanity

are feeling stunned, chagrinned, confused, depressed, kind of mopey,

and like maybe it's just that time of the month again,

because of the results of a new poll on their chances in the upcoming midterms.

The poll, released by the same company that published the Book of Revelation,

shows that Joe Biden's approval rating has fallen to the level of the dream sequence in vertigo,

where Jimmy Stewart is just this gigantic head with a horrified face

and then plummets off the top of the mission tower,

but keeps plummeting into infinite nothingness before sitting up in bed and screaming,

oh my god, I'm the worst president in the history of the country,

and everyone knows it, even the birds are crapping on me.

Man, it's possible I'm not remembering that sequence exactly right.

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