Ep 107. Turd baguette

No Holes Barred

Knee Deep In Life, Victoria Emes

Society & Culture, Comedy, Personal Journals

5 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 22 November 2022

⏱️ 46 minutes

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In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic and Laura discuss the challenges of balancing life as a parent and sexy time. Vic escaped for a weekend of passion and Laura managed to break her glasses in the heat of the moment. They receive to date the funniest confession to date and urge anyone who can top this absolutely incredibly hilarious one night stand story. Keep sending in your stories to [email protected] or find us on Instagram at noholesbarredpodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	It's time to chat some ballads about fan-eat-its and bum.
0:06.2	No topic is of limit for these potty mouths found ones.
0:10.4	So tell us all your secrets we like to share the truth.
0:14.4	Bad saggy tits and inner warts and ice cubes up your hoof.
0:18.7	No holes bartered.
0:22.8	Hello!
0:24.8	Hello!
0:27.3	Can I just start by saying, Vic?
0:32.2	Vic you have a real glow about you today.
0:34.7	I don't believe you.
0:36.0	No you do. I'm not kidding. You genuinely do.
0:38.4	Maybe it's because your hair's washed. I don't know, but you.
0:40.8	It's probably that. I'm just saying.
0:43.2	It's the glow.
0:44.9	It's the sex glow. It's the cum glow.
0:48.6	I think it's very surprising not to have any form of glow,
0:52.3	because my children yesterday having just spent the weekend away
0:56.4	from them my weekend. I mean one night, not even a fucking weekend,
1:02.6	came back and so Edith was all right.
1:05.0	Oliver was a right little shitbag.
1:06.3	So he was, she did not think that though.
1:08.0	And you've been out and that have been away from the toilet.
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