108. Big Bulbous Minge

No Holes Barred

Knee Deep In Life, Victoria Emes

Society & Culture, Comedy, Personal Journals

5 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 29 November 2022

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic and Laura talk periods, people pleasing and carpal tunnel. They get a story from yet another one night stand confession that'll leave you wondering did the cat ever make it back home? We also get a voice note confirming the fact kids really are so weird in what they choose use as a comfort when they miss their parents. Keep sending in your stories to [email protected] or find us on Instagram at noholesbarredpodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	It's time to chat some ballads about fan-eat-its and bum.
0:06.2	No topic is of limit for these potty mouths found months.
0:10.4	So tell us all your secrets we'd like to share the truth.
0:14.4	Bad saggy tits and edelworts and ice cubes up your oof.
0:18.6	Nell, holes bartered.
0:22.6	Hello, Victoria.
0:24.0	Hello, Laura. How are we?
0:26.6	Good, you know? We're here. We're breathing.
0:28.8	We've already been chatting for half an hour, aren't we?
0:32.3	Oh, we've had a lot of wind.
0:34.6	It's been a lot of wind, you little cacciord.
0:36.7	Oh, it's been a tough one, and it's been a tough couple of days, mate.
0:40.4	It's just tough couple of days.
0:42.2	Motherhood, what a cunt.
0:43.8	Well, I just said, I think you're rubbing off on me on a very negative way,
0:48.0	because I will not take your responsibility for it.
0:52.2	It's all your fault I hate being a mum.
0:54.6	I believe what's happening is that you were just becoming enlightened.
0:58.4	But I'm in tune with actually how I feel, which is how the shit.
1:02.6	And also I reckon as well, having therapy has probably shifted your perspective now.
1:07.3	And whereas before, you might have felt that you weren't sort of allowed to complain about it.
1:14.2	I feel like now you're like, fuck it, I can.
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