Ep 107 - Keeping up with the Kleptomaniacs
I'm Grand Mam
Kevin Twomey and PJ Kirby
4.7 • 857 Ratings
🗓️ 13 August 2023
⏱️ 57 minutes
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Summary
The lads’ mams have both been away on holidays which leads to a discussion about doing a deep clean of the house before a trip abroad. It just gives you a greater sense of peace when you’re doing your rest and relaxation bits by the pool doesn’t it? They then turn their attention to the theme of the week which is stealing and the lads share whether they were fond of a five finger discount when they were younger. Kevin also reveals that he had a chaotic mischievous French exchange student with a penchant for Elizabeth Arden products.
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| 0:00.0 | I actually do have a moral compass, guys. |
| 0:02.0 | I know you do, you have a huge moral compass. |
| 0:04.0 | Well it's kind of not coming out the best on the... |
| 0:06.0 | Babe, you're 16. I know you're panicking. |
| 0:09.0 | No, I was 13. |
| 0:11.0 | It gets a year younger. |
| 0:13.0 | It gets a year younger every time I say it. It's your favourite queers, back in your ears, back in your ears. |
| 0:29.3 | It's I'm Granman. |
| 0:31.2 | Hey, girlies, I'm Kevin. |
| 0:32.6 | And I'm PJ. |
| 0:33.4 | And welcome back to I'm Grandma. |
| 0:36.4 | Woo! |
| 0:40.4 | Now, we still don't have the fancy mics I knew we wouldn't have the mics |
| 0:41.6 | I knew we wouldn't have me either |
| 0:42.6 | I knew we wouldn't have it together enough |
| 0:44.6 | To buy them |
| 0:45.8 | I knew that would be the case |
| 0:47.2 | I'm kind of bad for that |
| 0:48.4 | I'll put things on a like to buy list |
| 0:50.7 | And I'll never end up buying them |
| 0:52.0 | Usually I'd like impulsively buy them |
| 0:54.4 | even if I don't need them but I just |
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