This is the wreck where there's only two outcomes possibly.

I will get no bites whatsoever, or I will get the bite and just shit the bed, full diarrhea,

full bore diarrhea across the bed.

There are people who have hurt both of us, and we're not going to name them,

where there are easy spots and their quick trips and their little jaunts around the bend for the obscure species

end up being like 40 years in the desert.

Uh-huh.

Okay, this was not going to be one of those.

I've never hurt you like that before.

If there's one thing I don't like, I don't like people rooting me on when I fish.

You understand that.

You know that feeling.

You and I have talked about this.

You don't ever want to be the project. No. You don't ever want to be the... We've got to get Joe a big time.

Come on, man. Cut and retry that. You know that's never going to work.

Good morning, friends, degenerate anglers, and people that voted for Pedro and Donnelly.

And welcome to Cut and Retie, the fishing podcast that believes the best part of the election being over

is that it doesn't have to text stop to end 56 freaking times a day anymore.

You know what I'm saying?

Hey, I'm Joe Cermelli. Happy Friday,

Patriots. And you want to know the funny thing about all this? At the time I'm recording,

like as I speak in in this microphone, it's still pre-election. So I have no idea who won. No clue. I just want the fucking text messages to stop, mostly because I'm lonely. And every time the phone buzzes in my pocket, I get all hyped

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