I think that the holidays feel like frozen noses. I love walking with the dog for long periods of time.

Hopefully it's snowing and you've got to wrap up warm. So I think a frozen nose is

then sweaty armpits because like you're wrapped up so warm but then you're climbing hamps

and heath and you get to the top and you're like and then you can see the breath

but then your nose is still freezing to touch.

Joy in every sip with red cups now back at Starbucks. One of the reasons I do this show is to try

to build bridges of understanding and communication between honest conservatives trying to preserve

our constitutional freedoms and leftists writhing in seizures of demonic rage as they try to destroy

every remnant of political decency, violate our finest traditions and plunge our cities into

filth and violence until they've reduced they've reduced our nation to smoldering rubble that they

would gladly urinate on except for fear of putting out any remaining flames that might have the

power to eradicate even the smallest remnants of the single greatest political idea mankind ever had

which they despise because it stands in the way of their ravening lust for power,

offends their ignorance, thwarts their corruption and is basically an obstacle to their general

all around crappiness which they hope to spread to the entire world. In order to foster goodwill

between patriotic traditionalists and these commibastors, I think it's important we occasionally

try to explain their ideas so we can understand what they're thinking instead of just regarding them

as lunatic evil doers, howling with fury at the god who made them when they're not hurling

themselves against the bars of their socialist mind prisons or just sitting in a puddle of their own

drool devouring insects like that guy in the old Dracula movie who goes mad after being attacked by

three soulless vampire women who were later elected to congress and became known as the squad.

So for instance, while our country is laboring under vast amounts of destructive debt and inflation

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