Hey, hey, we're here. We might be drunk. Welcome. How are you? We got Natasha Lajero here. One of our favorites. Good to have you. Very happy to have you. Thank you guys for having me. Thanks for coming in from LA. Yeah, uh, man. It's it's really hard to get around here. It's an idea. Are you one of those LA people that hates coming? I lived here, and it's just bringing back memories of just pounding the pavement chronicles. I think it's really hard to get around here. It's really hard to get around here. Are you one of those LA people that hates coming? I lived here, and it's just bringing back memories of just pounding the pavement chronicles.

Yeah. I feel like that was me for like five years in New York. That's most of it in the beginning. And then I sat at a sad sandwich shop and just ate an egg salad sandwich because it was like snow raining. And you guys were like right across the street. So, you know, I was like waiting for an hour. Is it right? It's like snow rain. Oh, I thought that was part of the sad New York street. That was just me. That's what I was saying was like bringing back memories. And then I was like, this happens to me too now. Like I sat down.

Because you don't sit down by yourself in public in LA, you know, and I sit down and then this old man was sitting at this communal table across from me.

It was Al Franken. No, it wasn't Al Franken, but the guy did smile at me. This is starting to happen to me where I'm like, do you think that this would ever happen?

Like men in their 60s. I don't know what kind of vibe I'm giving off. Well, you probably thought you were a Disney princess.

Yeah, fit, maybe. I don't know. But yeah, you know, thank you, Mark. No, but you look great.

Fashion, fashion comes naturally to you. Yeah. I got 11 year old skateboarder. Come on.

This is like every male comic. I know. Sam's wearing like a nice adult shirt over it. He's got a nice jacket going.

Yeah, I had to bring one. Natasha. Natasha. I should have brought it. I was on a date last week when Natasha texted me to come on.

And literally 10 minutes before she texted me, this girl goes, you know who my favorite comedian is? No, that was.

Natasha Lajero. Stop. Oh, come on. She said Michelle Wolf.

You must have gotten some action after like showing her the text. Not as much as I should have for showing that text.

I feel like that should have gotten me more. He just got picked. Yeah, that was it. Fuck me in the blood.

That was after I showed her, yeah. But yeah, I open for you. You remember that at Caroline's?

You know, people say this to me and I really have a bad memory mark. Sorry. I was not a member. I was a new comic. I was nice to you.

You were so nice. And Todd Barry was a dick. And you stood up for me. And I've never forgot it. I appreciate it.

Wait, Todd was a dick to you? Well, I look. I was so green and annoying. You're doing the guess by Mark. Yeah. Yeah.

Todd was running a letterman. This is a long ago. This was Todd was running a letterman. So you were like, yeah, sure. Come do five. I'm at Caroline's.

And I was hosting and I was, you know, excited and annoying. And you guys went out after. And I was like, oh, where are we going?

And Todd's like, not you. Something like that. I mean, he was half joking, but half taunting. And you were like, no, no, don't worry. You can come.

And you said it like off to the side when he couldn't hear you're like, you come, you come. And I the whole time I was like, I didn't say a word because you guys were talking.

Did you come? I weirdly showed up and just hung out to the side. And we went to some hotel bar. And you guys talked about show business.

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