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We Might Be Drunk

Ep 105: Bobby Kelly & Liz Furiati

We Might Be Drunk

Sam Morril and Mark Normand

Comedy, Tv & Film

4.72.8K Ratings

🗓️ 12 December 2022

⏱️ 105 minutes

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Summary

Bobby Kelly and Liz Furiati are in studio this week. Great stories from the Comedy Cellar, the road, and much more. Bobby tells the guys about meeting Jerry Seinfeld, so great! Mark Normand: http://marknormandcomedy.com/ Sam Morril: https://www.sammorril.com/shows Bobby Kelly: https://robertkellylive.com/ Liz Furiati: https://www.comedycellar.com/ Go to https://RocketMoney.com/DRUNK Support the show by going to sheathunderwear.com &; use promo code DRUNK to get 20% off your first order. Visit http://www.manscaped.com and use code DRUNK for 20% off. Visit https://www.ounceofhope.com and use code DRUNK for 20% off your first order. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

There you go Bobby Kelly in studio. Oh, hey, we're here. Let's start the show off on a nice no one of our friends is dead

0:12.6

Here's a go fund me. Oh, yeah, we got a plug. Yeah, you do. I mean, they're almost there

0:18.0

Here's a problem with go fund me. They always no matter how much they do it. They do too low, right?

0:22.9

You gotta just drop a mill

0:24.3

They're already at a hundred grand if you put a mill you would have got five hundred grand

0:30.0

So does it stop like if I give a

0:33.3

Keeps going but when I look at it, I'm like look I'm I'm out right you did what you got what you want the bar was too low for the kindness

0:41.2

They always put the bar too low a higher. Yeah, Steve if you don't know is our beloved head of security at the comedy seller and

0:48.7

Great guy was a 22 years. Yeah, yeah, don't they put this up?

0:54.0

His cut is 40%

0:57.0

And then another 10 goes to C.A. Yeah

1:00.7

Don he's gonna roll up in a new motorcycle

1:03.8

It's gonna have a new earring like some type of gazelle bone earring a real rhino tusk earring

1:10.6

How does he do it every time I show up at a club?

1:12.4

He's parked insanely illegally and he never gets told never gets a ticket

1:16.6

He's got a giant Jeep on jacked up tires. That's how you do it. Is that is that the secret 100% one ticket

1:22.9

Pull up on a Hyundai and they're gonna give you a ticket. You pull up in a

1:27.1

Apocalypse vehicle and you look like Max vibes for sure

1:31.5

Mad Max five and he has he literally has animal bones sticking out of parts of his body

1:36.6

He does. Yeah, he's an ex-pimp, right? Yeah, he's an ex-pimp and stripper. He was a stripper

1:42.0

What dude? He was a male stripper. Wow. He would smack himself when he got it aligned

1:48.4

With his own cock

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