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You two frontman Bono testified before a Senate subcommittee this week.

For some reason, the rock star, who may or may not also be Phil Collins, told the committee that the way to defeat Islamic terrorist group ISIS was through the magical weapon of laughter.

It's like you speak violence, you speak their language, but you laugh at them when they're goose stepping down the street, and it takes away their power.

So I'm suggesting that the Senate send an Amy Schumer and Chris Rock and Sasha Baron Cohen.

ISIS leader Abu Bakir Al Abdadi responded to the suggestion saying,

quote, we of the Islamic State would be only too happy to welcome Jewish comedian Sasha Baron Cohen. We are sure we will have many laughs with him.

In fact, tell him we think we can help him get ahead.

Ahead, get it? Ha ha ha. You see, we Islamic terrorists can be comical as well.

The Daily Wire approached Mr. Cohen for a comment on Bono's plan to send him to deal with ISIS,

but could only find an empty pair of sneakers and a trail of dust where Mr. Cohen used to be.

Al Abdadi said he would also be delighted to welcome comedian Amy Schumer, remarking, quote,

a sense of humor is the most excellent trait in an infidel horror. It will allow him to entertain her master between her other herald duties.

Democrat Senator Jean Shaheen said the Senate subcommittee would take Bono's suggestion under advisement just as soon as they finish considering Facebook creator Mark Zuckerberg's plan.

Zuckerberg says he wants to defeat ISIS by, quote,

creating a world where understanding and empathy can spread faster than hate.

Senator Shaheen says American scientists have so far managed to create a form of peanut butter that can spread faster than hate,

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