Ep 106: Boys I Have Googled

International Waters

Maximum Fun

Quiz, Trivia, Society & Culture, Pop Culture, Comedy, Improv

4.7 • 782 Ratings

🗓️ 15 September 2017

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Ricky Carmona, Klee Wiggins, David Morgan and Felicity Ward join host, Dave Holmes for vampire boobs, Australia man v. Florida man debates, and sexy nerd boy chat Ricky Carmona wants to plug his new movie podcast on Maximum Fun, Who Shot Ya? and recommends Balloon Mindstate, Reservoir Dogs and Jackie Brown. Klee Wiggins wants to plug her Twitter @kleethepimp and recommends Ed Greer Destroys on DeviantArt. David Morgan wants to plug his upcoming podcast, So I Met This Boy and recommends Difficult People on Hulu. Felicity Ward wants to plug her website and recommends the obscure sitcom Seinfeld. And finally, Dave Holmes is on Twitter @DaveHolmes and hosts his live quiz show, The Friday Fortyat LA’s Meltdown Theatre on the second Friday of every month. Dave would like to recommend Googling Zachary Levi shirtless. You can let us know what you think of International Waters and suggest guests through our Facebook group or on Twitter. Written by Riley Silverman and John-Luke Roberts, recorded at MaxFunHQ in LA and GuiltFreePostin London, produced by Jennifer Marmor, Christian Dueñas, and Laura Swisher.

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0:00.0	Oh, hey, everybody.
0:01.2	I'm Dave Holmes.
0:01.8	Welcome to International Waters.
0:03.1	The transatlantic panel show that pits American and British comedians against one another in a pop culture battle royale.
0:10.1	We're coming to you from Los Angeles in late August.
0:13.5	I don't know whether the Republic is disintegrating before our eyes, but I do feel like America is about to pivot to video.
0:23.2	You're listening to International Waters. Playing for the Commonwealth from Australia, the country that like a middle school dance has no one in the middle.
0:54.8	Everyone's just kind of circling around the edge.
0:57.2	And everybody's super horny.
0:59.0	It's intercontinental stand-up comedian Felicity Ward.
1:02.6	Welcome, Felicity Ward.
1:03.6	Thank you so much.
1:04.6	I'm having sex as we speak.
1:06.5	Oh, that's great.
1:08.0	Good for you.
1:09.9	I go to a gym that is full.
1:11.3	All of the trainers are Australian rugby players and or soap opera actors.
1:15.8	And how much extra do you pay for that service?
1:17.8	That is amazing.
1:18.8	Like, it is truly like a 200% markup and I'm gladly.
1:22.2	Yeah, America is like our retiree plan where once we're finished doing rugby union,
1:26.7	we just send them to gyms over there.
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