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International Waters

Ep 105: Don't Bring Chip Into This

International Waters

Maximum Fun

Quiz, Trivia, Society & Culture, Pop Culture, Comedy, Improv

4.7 • 782 Ratings

🗓️ 1 September 2017

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

Scott Krinsky, Maggie Maye, Simon Kane and Andrea Hubert join host, Dave Holmes for some erotic fan fiction, festival pick up lines, and millennial rebranding. Scott Krinsky wants to plug Dave Made a Maze and recommends Ozark. Maggie Maye wants to plug her upcoming live shows and recommends The Wicked and the Divine. Simon Kane wants to plug Unattended Articles and John Finnemore's Souvenir Programme and recommends London Hughes and The Establishment. Andrea Hubert wants to plug Bobby and Harriet Get Married and recommends Garret Millerick. And finally, Dave Holmes is on Twitter @DaveHolmes and hosts his live quiz show, The Friday Fortyat LA’s Meltdown Theatre on the second Friday of every month. You can let us know what you think of International Waters and suggest guests through our Facebook group or on Twitter. Written by Riley Silverman and John-Luke Roberts, recorded at MaxFunHQ in LA and GuiltFreePostin London, produced by Jennifer Marmor, Christian Dueñas, and Laura Swisher.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey there, folks. I am Dave Holmes. Welcome to International Waters, the transatlantic panel show,

0:04.5

the pits American and British comedians against each other in a pop culture battle royale.

0:08.5

I am here in Los Angeles with a couple of American comics. This is the morning of local milk people.

0:14.0

Now, by the time this thing actually makes it to your favorite podcatcher, there will have been 18 other humiliations. Let's take a moment.

0:22.9

Let's savor local milk people.

0:25.0

That'll already be retro

0:26.5

by the time this thing goes out.

0:28.3

I'll have already gone to a trivia night

0:29.9

and called my team local milk people.

0:31.8

You're listening to International Waters.

0:33.2

You're listening to International Waters. playing for the country that has actual arguments about whether the cream or the jam goes on a scone first,

1:03.0

it's stand-up and winner of the BAFTA-Rowcliffe Comedy Writer Award, Andrea Hubert.

1:08.0

Hello, nice to be here. Thanks for having me. Hi.

1:10.9

Did I say that right?

1:12.3

Is it the BAFTA Rocliffe?

1:14.6

It's Rockcliffe, but if you're my mom, she just leaves out the second bit and she just

1:18.6

calls it a BAFTA, which I think is very sweet.

1:20.8

I think that's nice.

1:21.7

So as far as she's concerned, it was like a writing award.

1:25.1

Was there a guy called BAafter Rockcliffe? Do you know what? I think it's two different guys.

1:29.2

I think it's one guy who's part of Bafta

1:31.0

and then there's this Roketh guy who's like, I want to be friends.

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