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Slack.com slash DHQ. The White House has unveiled its Christmas decorations. Dr. Mrs. First

Lady Joe Biden announced this year's holiday theme will be inciting racial violence

to terrorize Americans into accepting godless authoritarianism as symphony and red and

white. Dr. Mrs. First Lady Joe Biden said the purpose of the display would be, quote,

to showcase those things that unite and bring us together unless you disagree with us,

in which case they crush you and drink your blood from a hand-carved platinum horn of

plenty, laughing at how you paid $8 for a gallon of gas while we were celebrating this festive

season of the year. Unquote. Speaking through her husband, who sat on her lap silently opening

and closing his mouth as if he were speaking himself, Dr. Mrs. First Lady Joe Biden went

on to explain the quote, Christmas is the season when we remember the poor and lowly

who pay the price of our useless and nonsensical policies while we lose wars, ruin the economy,

and turn our cities into crime-ridden trashscapes without ever suffering any consequences in

the heartwarming spirit of this beautiful holiday. Unquote. The White House decorations will

include a roaring fire, consuming Portland organ and stacks of gigantic candy cane-colored

boxes filled with sumptuous gifts from the news media, like a baseball glove for catching

softball questions, a talking doll that says, please take your face out of my hair, Mr.

President, while reporters pretend not to hear it, and a laptop filled with evidence of

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