George Callender is an excellent swimmer until it's suddenly convenient not to be. P.G. Woodhouse,

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And now, Deep Waters by P.G. Woodhouse.

Music Now, Deep Waters by P.G. Woodhouse. Historians of the social life of the later Roman Empire

speak of a certain young man of ariminum

who would jump into rivers and swim in them.

When his friends said, you fish, he would answer,

Oh, pish! Fish can't swim like me, they've no vimminum.

Just such another was George Barnard Callender.

On land, in his land clothes, George was a young man who excited little remark.

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