Now, Archie isn't the sharpest tool in the shed, but he does have a good edge to him.

At least he thought so, until he forgot the one thing a newly married man should never forget.

P.G. Woodhouse. Today on the Classic Tales podcast. Thank you for listening.

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Archie, Part 8 of 8 by P.G. Woodhouse.

Chapter 24. The Melting of Mr. Connolly

The main dining room of the Hotel Cosmopolis is a decorous place.

The lighting is artistically dim, and the genuine old tapestries on the walls seem,

with their medieval calm, to discourage any assay in the riotous. Soft-footed waiters

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