Food flies at the Hotel Cosmopolis.

Archie skillfully exploits the vagaries of dietary warfare.

P.G. Woodhouse. Today on the Classic Tales podcast.

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And now, Indiscretions of Archie, Part 7 of 8 by P.G. Woodhouse.

Chapter 20. The Sausage Chappi Clicks

Rendered restless, by relief, Bill Brewster did not linger long at the luncheon table.

Shortly after Reggie Van Toul had retired, he got up and announced his

intention of going for a bit of a walk to calm his excited mind. Archie dismissed him with a courteous

wave of the hand, and beckoning to the sausage chappie, who in his role of waiter was hovering

near, requested him to bring the best cigar the hotel could supply.

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