Ep 103: #Spexit

International Waters

Maximum Fun

Quiz, Trivia, Society & Culture, Pop Culture, Comedy, Improv

4.7 • 782 Ratings

🗓️ 1 August 2017

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

Sean Michael Boozer, Brie Eley, Ruth Bratt and Kieran Hodgson join host, Dave Holmes for summer movie discussion, hairy food stories, and first world problem fixes Sean Michael Boozer wants to plug The Color Collective and recommends the Undisclosed Podcast, @MerriamWebster and @tedlieu . Brie Eley wants to plug June's Cleaver at IO West and Marele Entertainment and recommends The Great British Baking Show. Ruth Bratt wants to plug People Just Do Nothing and Showstopper and recommends GLOW on Netflix. Kieran Hodgson recommends Star Trek: Deep Space Nice. And finally, Dave Holmes is on Twitter @DaveHolmes and hosts his live quiz show, The Friday Fortyat LA’s Meltdown Theatre on the second Friday of every month. Dave would like to recommend Handsome Devil on Netflix. You can let us know what you think of International Waters and suggest guests through our Facebook group or on Twitter. Written by Riley Silverman and John-Luke Roberts, recorded at MaxFunHQ in LA and GuiltFreePostin London, produced by Jennifer Marmor, Christian Dueñas, and Laura Swisher.

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0:00.0	Hey there, folks. I'm Dave Holmes. Welcome to International Waters, the transatlantic panel show
0:04.5	that pits American and British comedians against each other in a pop culture battle royale.
0:09.3	My name is Dave Holmes. I've already said that. See, I messed up this morning. Here's why.
0:13.4	I went to Starbucks, not for coffee. Their coffee tastes like burning. But their suvied egg bites
0:18.6	are the delicious low-carb breakfast that starts my day, really
0:22.0	kicks me into gear. I was standing outside. It's one of those drive-through ones, but they have
0:26.0	an outside window. A beetle, I'm not kidding, the size of a Jack Russell Terrier, buzzed all
0:30.2	around my head for the entire time I was there. He was fascinated with me. He was gigantic. I could
0:34.8	hear him coming a yard away. I'm convinced that he's in my hair
0:37.9	or under my shirts, and I'm freaked out. So I'm just letting you know that I'm going to be jittery.
0:43.3	Did you get the suvi? Yes, I did. I did. Delicious. A little bit of bacon.
0:48.1	Up on there, delicious. I think perhaps if you just shared a little with him, he would have gone
0:50.5	about his merry way. I probably would have. Yeah, he probably, yeah. He probably would. But it was like, honestly, he would have needed a whole bite because he was like four pounds.
0:58.3	It was really bad.
0:59.4	It was really bad, guys, and I'm fucked up behind it.
1:01.5	Let's get into it.
1:02.1	What is it?
1:03.2	What's the, not the beetle?
1:04.3	What's the water bath? You submerge it.
1:10.9	Yeah, so they do these little egg bites, and it's like an egg and a half a piece,
1:14.9	and it makes it a really custardy kind of a consistency.
1:18.3	They throw some bacon in it.
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