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International Waters

Ep 102: Legitimate Sandwiches

International Waters

Maximum Fun

Quiz, Trivia, Society & Culture, Pop Culture, Comedy, Improv

4.7 • 782 Ratings

🗓️ 14 July 2017

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

Michaela Watkins, Sam Jay, Tom Crowley and Jenny Bede join host, Dave Holmes for movie musical questioning, space chicken puns, and gross beach activities. Michaela Watkins wants to plug Casual on Hulu and How to Not Kill Yourself for 30 Days and recommends The Handmaid's Tale on Hulu. Sam Jay wants to plug her upcoming Comedy Central half hour special and wants to let you know that her dog is finally pooping outside instead of on the pad. Tom Crowley wants to plug Wooden Overcoats and his live show The Night and recommends The Unseen Hour. Jenny Bede wants to plug her Edinburgh show, Eggtime and recommends the Like Minded Friends podcast. And finally, Dave Holmes is on Twitter @DaveHolmes and hosts his live quiz show, The Friday Fortyat LA’s Meltdown Theatre on the second Friday of every month. Dave would like to recommend friend of the show, John Butler's film Handsome Devil. You can let us know what you think of International Waters and suggest guests through our Facebook group or on Twitter. Written by Riley Silverman and John-Luke Roberts, recorded at MaxFunHQ in LA and GuiltFreePostin London, produced by Jennifer Marmor, Christian Dueñas, and Laura Swisher.

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0:00.0

Oh, hello, everybody. I'm Dave Holmes.

0:01.9

Welcome to International Waters, the transatlantic panel show that pits American and British comedians against each other in a pop culture battle royale.

0:09.2

I'm your host, Dave Holmes.

0:10.5

I went and saw the book of Henry yesterday, and it ripped my head off my neck.

0:14.6

And so I'm going to have a little bit of a difficult time reading words and dealing with people. I don't know if you know about it, it is the most bad shit and same thing in the world,

0:23.2

and it's my recommendation for everyone in the world to see.

0:25.1

The trailer itself is one of the most confusing things I've ever seen.

0:28.2

That is enough for me.

0:29.2

It is easily seven other shitty movies that they don't have time to get into in the trailer.

0:34.2

It is unbelievable. It's the best time I've had the movies in a really long time.

0:37.2

Wow.

1:09.9

You're listening to International Waters. Playing for the country that's got everybody asking, you okay, hon, from episodes and murder in Successville, Jenny B.

1:10.4

Hello! How are you? I mean, as you just said, we are in a... Hey, hon. From episodes and murder in Successville, Jenny B. Hello.

1:12.0

How are you?

1:16.5

I mean, as you just said, we're in a weird place right now as a country.

1:17.1

Aren't we?

1:17.4

Oh.

1:18.5

I mean, yeah.

1:22.9

Like, the fact that we're about to argue over who's the better one, I feel, feels a bit backwards.

1:26.5

I feel like we should be, like, sort of arguing over who's worse.

1:27.7

Yeah, damage control, I think. Yeah.

1:29.1

It'll become that.

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