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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Ep. 101 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.823.2K Ratings

🗓️ 4 October 2021

⏱️ 82 minutes

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0:00.0

By the way, I'm on a new thing.

0:01.5

I'm not talking shit about anybody.

0:03.2

That's not true.

0:04.0

I'm not gonna talk shit about anybody.

0:05.6

That's not true.

0:06.4

I'm my new thing.

0:07.9

Wait a minute, we were doing it all yesterday.

0:09.6

I know, but no, I can do it privately.

0:11.6

It's not publicly.

0:12.9

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

0:14.2

100%

0:15.2

I love it.

0:20.2

So what do you think, man?

0:21.9

I love it.

0:23.2

$1.3 million.

0:26.4

This is nice, dude.

0:27.5

This is...

0:28.0

This is why we came here.

0:29.8

I think this move's awesome.

0:31.0

It's been great.

0:32.0

Hey guys, welcome to Two Bears One Safe House.

0:34.8

And this is why we did it.

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