As Joe Biden begins to assemble his cabinet, the incoming administration's approach is becoming clearer.

Incoming Secretary of State Tony Blinken, in a statement presented in Coral style with 15 career diplomats

who looked exactly like himself outlined some of their joint ideas.

The Coral group, which calls itself the Blinkens, saying, quote,

When the Obama administration left office, the Middle East was in flames,

and China was taking American jobs while our citizens died of despair.

Trump and his cronies ruined all that hard work, and are leaving behind them a chaos of peace

steals and a Chinese Communist Party with a big scary frown on his giant Communist face.

Meanwhile, the stock market is soaring to record heights, threatening an era of reckless prosperity

after Trump's vaccines cure woofloo. We have got to bring our nation back to the sort of

multilateral, cooperative lead from behind diplomacy that will keep the Communist happy

while Americans return to their proper state of suicidal anguish amidst endless foreign wars.

We very much hope to hit the ground running from day one and remain on the ground with our faces

buried in blood and sand for the entire four years were in office. Unquote.

Biden's new energy czar, John Kerry the 12th, says he too wants to get right to work,

shaving a hundredth of a degree off the average global temperature by returning the United States

to the Stone Age. Kerry spoke with his wife, Lovey, and a phone call to Martha's Vineyard,

where Kerry owns a $12 million ocean front mansion that would be consumed by rising water levels

within the year if even a single thing, he believed were true. Kerry told Lovey, he plans to

enter immediate negotiations with the clouds to have them cover the sun more often. He says the

president of Iran has offered to help with those talks for a mere $200 billion in small unmarked

bills to be dropped into Iran on a pallet in the dead of night. What could possibly go wrong?

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