You're listening to Something's Off with Andrew Heaton. I hope that you had a

delightful Thanksgiving as I did. You might be thinking, wait a minute,

didn't you do a podcast on Friday,

that follows Thanksgiving.

You are correct, but here's the thing.

We actually pre-recorded that.

So from my perspective, this is the first-Thank- Thanksgiving episode and I had a

find one in Alva, Oklahoma, the stronghold of the Heaton family. The highlight of it I think

was when my father and Uncle Dan got into a conversation about how many gallons of water is in a foot acre.

And a foot acre, as I learned, is a one foot of water above land over a full acre, right?

So a whole acre submerged in water.

How many gallons would that be?

And, you know, dad's sitting there going, well, let's see, an acre is X amount.

And they did that for maybe three and a half minutes.

That's a good clean, wholesome, incredibly pragmatic fun that I have come to expect from the Heaton family.

And I learned that nearby in Capran, Oklahoma, the annual Thanksgiving Day parade doubled in size this year.

Last year it was a police car, and this year it was a police car and a truck, and my plan and I'm not joking about this my plan

is to bum rush this parade next year completely unannounced and try and organize like

maybe 50 people like I'm gonna go either way I've got a top hat but try and just

completely flash mob the town of Capran and blow the minds of the nine people that

live there I think that'd be a lot of fun we're going to oh and I should say of course that at the end of the

evening on Thanksgiving I did swing by Snuffies a couple of you asked me about that as

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