Ep. 10 I'M DONE!!!

Absolutely Not

Dear Media

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4.9 • 13.6K Ratings

🗓️ 28 August 2019

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

On this weeks episode of the absolutely not podcast, Heather has a full blown mental breakdown and says, BYE TO THE HATERZZZZZ. She is a week out from Tour and truly doing the most. She is cranky, sweaty and her blood sugar is dangerously low. After a night in the ER she gives you a full Wellness Update on what the Dr. said and who hit on her in a Hospital gown. We also take calls from the Absolutely Not Line and more!

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a DR Media production.
0:06.6	Welcome to the absolutely not podcast where we do the most in the least at the same
0:11.6	damn time. I'm your host Heather McMahon.
0:17.7	Hello, everyone. And welcome to another episode of the absolutely not podcast.
0:22.1	I'm your host Heather McMahon. Thank you for tuning in this week.
0:25.4	It has been a friggin' doozy. There's so much going on in my life right now.
0:28.7	I don't even know where to begin. Well, okay, I actually do know where to begin.
0:32.4	One went to the ER Thursdays, no Friday night.
0:35.9	Talk about a wild Friday at Linux Hill.
0:39.0	Did take your advice. Thanks to all the New Yorkers. You told me to go up to Linux Hill.
0:42.6	It's where the fancy people go today.
0:46.6	Wow. It really is. It's like it's Upper West side. I'm sorry. Upper East side, upper echelon.
0:53.1	Like I'm not going to go to a student hospital.
0:55.1	And no, hey, no shade to people who are learning medicine.
0:58.5	Jeff was like, we live near NYU. Why don't we go over there? I go, why?
1:01.3	So I can have some hungover kid named Dylan who wants to be a dentist.
1:06.6	Who's doing his rounds? Look at my vagina.
1:09.4	E.M. Good. Thanks.
1:11.6	Absolutely not. And listen, I'm a guinea pig. I don't mind.
1:15.4	I know everybody has to learn some way, but I just didn't want to put my life
1:19.0	in the hands of somebody who was learning.
1:21.2	Anyways, wellness update. I'm fine. I've had this weird pelvic pain for a while.
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