You're listening to Something's Off with Andrew Heaton. I am Andrew Heaton and

you're joining me for the inaugural show. That means that if you've got a bottle of champagne you should

break it over your iPod or car or digital record player,

whatever you're listening to this on,

you should break champagne over it.

This is going to be a fun show.

Here in a minute, I'm going to bring on international comedian Turner Sparks,

and we're going to talk about comedy in China and censorship and a few other things

maybe the alt middle if we have time for it.

We're going to do some headlines.

We're going to do some cryptocurrency news because that's now a thing. We're going to talk about that.

And regarding the headlines, once we get in there, I know that we're all really

excited to go back past the midterms to hating each other, but I was thinking maybe we could do a little bit

of a palate cleanser and just not deal with all of that bile.

But I promise eventually we'll get into it.

But before we do that, we are going to have to go to our sponsor, so I would like to say a big thank you to Snuffies off Route 44.

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made all the more enjoyable by the fact that every waiter and waitress takes your

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