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The Adventure Zone

Ep. 1.5: Here There Be Gerblins - Chapter One (Super Cut)

The Adventure Zone

The McElroys

Mcelroy, Rpg, Adventure, Games, Leisure, Comedy Fiction, Fiction

4.937.5K Ratings

🗓️ 3 December 2014

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

In this, the pilot episode of The Adventure Zone, the McElroys create the characters with which they'll build a new -- and hopefuly very, very lucrative -- fantasy fiction franchise. Join in the campaign as Justin (Taako), Travis (Magnus) and Clint (Merle), led by Dungeon Master Griffin, take their first steps into the unknown. If you enjoy this episode, be sure to listen to the FULL first episode! Also, be sure share with friends!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Strap on your fantasy seat belts and brace your asses for the adventures of

0:30.5

So let's talk about the classes we're playing. So we're going to play with three people, which is the Chinese pitiful.

0:44.0

We're gonna get just demolished. Yeah, you're gonna get wrecked. I'll be dungeon mastering, which I've never done. I actually did it once for a pick up game.

0:53.0

What am I telling to never know?

0:55.0

Three people it's tiny.

0:58.0

Sure

1:00.3

But but you you guys will be facing the horrors that I throw at you and you'll be playing

1:06.2

I think we're keeping it pretty traditionally, yeah, we got a Travis you're gonna be a fighter

1:11.1

I'm playing a human fighter named Magnus Berns-Sides. I love that

1:16.5

Magnus Berns-Sides correct is he is he I mean Magnus is that

1:23.7

Is that Greco Roman in nature?

1:25.7

Is he is he real historical fantasy? What's the deal? Yes Magnus Berns-Sides

1:31.7

It's a real person and I base this on

1:37.0

I'm playing a wizard

1:39.5

Okay, his name is spelled TAA KO so like take take so like take it talk well, I mean that it's

1:48.5

Is your wizard named are you naming your goddamn wizard taco? It's a family name. It's not pronounced it's

1:55.4

It's a surf or something

1:57.4

Taco Bell he's actually Taco the lesser

2:00.8

My father Taco the great taco supreme. Please please can it be Taco?

2:05.9

Oh

2:08.4

I live in a cabana. I guess it's okay Justin because like in the in the in the infinite world of fantasy

2:14.6

I'm about to cry for you maybe tacos don't exist already and it's just in the traditional traditional oh my god

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