This is the meat eater podcast coming at you shirtless severely vote bitten in my case underwear

was a little fun the meat eater podcast can't you can't predict anything

um you know I'm gonna want to talk about and you guys will appreciate this because

you you both guard we had

okay I was growing pumpkins okay and I'm the pumpkins I grew I was growing

like in my garden closest to the road and started to get some like good head

size pumpkins nice and one day I come out and one of them has been twisted

off clearly twisted off the vine is gone okay and I'm like looking at

like trying to figure out and I used to have like we raised pet raccoons when I was

a kid and I know like what a raccoon is a capable of and I was like could they

really get because we got them you know because they really get like a pumpkin

off and then also get it away where I can't find it I come out the next day

and my other pumpkin has been cut with a frickin knife so at this point I know

like this is not you know like I've seen raccoons you crazy stuff but like

wheel knives is not right you see and I and I'm guilty like you know you hear

about police profiling I profile in my head who that is that's doing it and I'm

like that is an adolescent male pumpkin snatcher and I even tell my neighbors

I'm gonna catch them and I will cut his hands off so I'm out and I'm trying to

bring up a trail cam right to get some to get a picture for several

molestin the pumpkin patch and I'm talking to neighbors about it and I'm like

being so slied that I don't want to put my trail cam out in the daylight right

thinking that he's so such a sly burdler that he'd notice right so it's getting

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