Ep 09 - Ho(e)mos

I'm Grand Mam

Kevin Twomey and PJ Kirby

Irish, Lgbtq+, Comedy, Gay

4.7 • 857 Ratings

🗓️ 16 June 2019

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

In this NSFW episode the lads talk all about sex but really don't end up doing a whole load of talking about sex at all because they're half mortified and also their mammies are listening and also they are very sexually inactive as PJ is in a long distance relationship and Kevin is forever alone. They talk about sex education in schools, upholding their reputations as masc dom tops and the episode also includes a not at all arousing reading from a renowned erotic novel.

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0:00.0	Imagine getting a lead role in a musical
0:03.0	and becoming a big name in the West End.
0:06.0	If you dream of a future in musical theatre, LMA could make it happen.
0:11.0	Our degree in musical theatre covers dancing, singing, acting, everything you need to make it on stage.
0:17.0	And at LMA, we're supported by people who've been there and done it.
0:21.2	Hi, this is Robbie Williams. I want to help you become the next big thing.
0:25.3	Find out more at our open days. See lMA.acac.uk.
0:32.2	Even songs which like you only realise now were actually filth. Like Spice Girls, love
0:37.6	love you to bits.
0:39.0	Love you to bits.
0:39.9	The reunion tour is on.
0:41.3	Imagine me going around the gaff
0:42.9	singing Two Become One at the age of ten.
0:45.6	I remember rocking the Gap to Two Become One.
0:47.9	I'm sure...
0:48.8	Yeah.
0:50.0	It's about them gagging for the ride.
0:52.4	Yeah.
0:52.7	Oh my God, they're all eager for it.
0:55.2	But they do say sex because half a true she goes.
0:57.5	Be a little bit wiser, baby.
0:59.0	Put it on, put it on.
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