Ep. 09 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.7 • 23.6K Ratings

🗓️ 14 October 2019

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

The 2 Bears are back in the 1 Cave and Sober October is almost at the half way point. The wheels are coming off in some ways and we find out if Bert's family would be sad if he left us. Did you know you can text P. Diddy and other celebrities now? We put it to the test. Plus Spear Fishing, Private Jets and is Bert the Master of Impressions? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	St anne is done rcd rcd hard again and precinct grade
0:01.8	keep going
0:04.1	lets just play the pattern a little bit
0:05.2	I think the theme has to be
0:06.6	INSIDE
0:10.1	UPDATE
0:11.2	this.
0:28.7	Im counting as good
0:28.4	Shit, shit.
0:29.4	I'm not gonna put it in front of everyone.
0:31.1	It's gonna help me do that.
0:32.1	Hey, it's a hundred percent.
0:33.8	I'm a hundred percent.
0:35.9	Welcome to Two Bears, one cave,
0:38.9	I'm Tom Saguaro with me as always,
0:42.4	is Little Piggy.
0:45.2	I am a murdering drink.
0:46.8	I have a drinking problem like just fluids.
0:49.1	Bert Kreischer, that's your drink.
0:50.1	Bert Kreischer.
0:50.9	Yeah.
0:51.8	Yeah.
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