Ep. 07 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.7 • 23.6K Ratings

🗓️ 30 September 2019

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

Greg Louganis hates Bert Kreischer. Tom Segura gets the scoop from Bert as he rehashes his time on reality TV show "Reality Bites Back." The conversation shifts to one of the cast members on Bert's season who created the craziest comedy class in all of history, so crazy that it caused Doug Stanhope to write an eviscerating blog about it. Tom and Bert need to settle a bet so they call their wives. Uncrustables make an appearance and Bert has an interesting way of describing their taste. Dave Chappelle's special gets discussed and Tom and Bert make gifs for you. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0	He's a curtain.
0:03.9	And he is like he э
0:04.7	I try
0:05.8	to put on the
0:04.4	metal like
0:09.8	lol
0:14.0	I try to fucking
0:18.4	Bitter
0:11.3	he means
0:19.4	This one
0:20.8	promotes
0:25.3	DNS
0:20.7	You?
0:24.5	ITA
0:23.8	Thr危
0:24.3	It's gonna be a fucking shitshow.
0:27.5	I'm gonna try it every one.
0:28.9	It's gonna make it a hay.
0:30.7	It's a hundred percent.
0:32.8	Thick boy nation.
0:34.6	I like that a lot.
0:38.4	Thick boy nation.
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