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A quick warning in this clip there is is some occasional course language, so if you are around sensitive ears or are easily offended, move along to another Steel Wars episode.

This is not the podcast you are looking for.

We were chatting on the little Facebook Messenger and you guys are pretty deep into the

EU.

I love it.

I want to qualify this as being where I'm at least, and I feel like you got into

the EU, not for the sake of fandom, but just for the sake of how strangeness. Ridiculous it is? Like, we try to out-trump one another by setting each other the most banal or just like strangely shocking. Yeah, or just like, entry? I thought when you said out-trump each other, I thought you, like, have a contest. Oh, no. Who can build the biggest wall to stop Mexicans? That's Hulk Hogan, man. Oh, okay. So I thought we could, um, we could see what the... Do you want to chat about some of the entries that we... Yes. Yes, we'll have a wacky off. Oh my God, you've got... Yeah, I use the a printer for this one. I have my first one loaded up. This is my absolute favorite

Wikipedia article. We can find it on starwarkwikia.com. This is the article for

breast. Breasts are the mammary glands of amalian species and some reptom mammals, and were normally a distinguishing feature of the female of the species.

Males did have breasts, but they were far less developed than their female counterparts.

Due to sexual dimorphism. The article continues to go on for quite a bit

with many details, including many hyperlinks. I get the feeling that the Wikipedia listing

for breast would be one of the highest hit ones. Yeah. People got to learn somewhere. Did you notice the image on there? You know how they always Yeah. Now, I'm not talking about AILA secure, what's really sad is I have a photographic memory of this painting. Yes. I'm not talking about that naughty one at the time. I know the other one you're talking about. They're showing obviously pictorial evidence of chests in the Star Wars universe. And my favorite, it's a screenshot from episode three

when a certain little boy with a robot arm wakes up mid-dream.

And it just says, Anakin Skywalker reveals his chest.

And it's this like ripped dude.

It's, yeah, I got that one here too.

It's a good one.

But you can actually see a nude painting of Jedi Aela Secura sleeping seductively in bed on this page. And apparently it's like legit. It's not like a fan, deviant art. Really? Yeah, is it really? Cover from a novel or something. Show me, show me, show me, show me. Here you go. Okay, not too close.

Let the record stay. Steel has a massive stiffy right now.

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