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What's your favourite actual scene?

I think when Luke can't, when he gives the flick to the Gimori guards,

he just gets past Bib Fortuna and just, when he, when Luke is standing in front of Jabber,

that is fucking awesome.

No, not an Ewok in sight.

You know what I mean?

I was pretty uncomfortable in that.

But that, because that plays, you know, I know that there's a kind of element of, like, Lando's there.

You know, you think.

But when... Was Lando in that scene?

Lando is in the corner.

They should have made it more obvious than he was there. He... He was in that scene. He was in that scene. He was in that scene. Back me up, yeah? Yeah, I'm being sarcastic. Oh, sorry. He goes right up to the camera and exposes his face and goes, wink. Right, that's right. Don't worry, kids. Well, yeah, that was my favourite. That's my favourite scene. But that battle that ensued was amazing as well. So you like the Gormorian Guard choking? Because that sort of was a hint that maybe Luke was going to the dark side, that he was using Darth Vader's old tricks. Dressed in black? Yeah. I do, oh, okay. See, I don't read that in. All I saw was, you know, Luke just handled these Gimori guards with ease, which I liked. And then... You just thought it was a sweet way to get into chases. I did with it. No, well, like, because I was all like, I was a bit upset.

I annoyed with, like, Obi-1's.

I go with upset.

I was upset with Obi-1, who I just thought just did not bring it.

Do you know what I mean?

What I'm saying is, so at least Luke was using the force to, you know, like, I'm trying to think, Obi-One, oh, the sand people, yes, you know, they're frightened easily, but they will return and in greater numbers, right? Yeah, well, fucking, if they come back, maybe get your lightsaber out and clean house, mate. That's what I'm thinking. I remember thinking that, oh, really, Obi-1, you you're scared of the sand people, they're going to come back.

Well, mate, just fucking deal with it.

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