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What is your relationship with me?

Oh, God.

Mine is becoming more and more unhealthy.

I didn't start drinking coffee in any real way until college.

And then, maybe...

Sorry, my phone is vibrating. I'm going to turn on the do not disturb mode.

It's going in there for me.

I could drink coffee if I needed it, but I was not addicted to it.

I probably became addicted to coffee sometime after college.

I started having it before work. I was living at home and my sister was drinking coffee.

And then it slowly has gotten worse.

As I started moving down and started making coffee for myself,

I'm probably drinking like two coffee cups of coffee in the morning.

Could you just say two cups of coffee? Did you have to say two coffee cups of coffee?

Well, because if you measure it on the coffee maker, it's actually four cups of water.

I think people know like a cup of coffee is a mug of coffee.

So I drink and then when I'm in rehearsals for a show or something, I'll tend to end up

drinking coffee once more throughout the day. And usually, shows are spread out enough that

that does not become a long-standing thing. But it's kind of just bottle, it's kind of

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