While Andrew and Craig believe the joy of discovery is crucial to enjoying any well told tale,

they will not shy away from spoiling specific story beats when necessary.

Plus, these are books you should have read by now.

We've decorated for Christmas today.

Oh, okay, let's talk about that.

The cat makes it impossible to have the tree out where anybody can see it because he's trying

to eat it all the time. Why does he want to eat it?

Like I was standing next to it, spraying them with the spray bottle for like a half an hour

and the minute you turn your back, he's trying to chew on it. I don't know, like he likes green stuff.

And even though it's not a real tree, he seems to think it's real enough that it would taste good

if he ate it. So like I tried to spray it with some citrus stuff that's supposed to deter cats

and he will not be deterred and I'd like hit him like fooling in the face a bunch of times with

a spray bottle of water and he would run away and lick himself dry and then come back and try it

again. And so with like the Christmas trees in our bedroom right now.

Oh, bedroom Christmas because we can't leave it out and we haven't had a full size Christmas

tree since the first year that we got him because like every other morning you'd come out and

the tree would just be knocked over with all this stuff on it everywhere.

So we were hoping he would like grow out of this phase and he totally has not.

Oh, so you have you so you have a fake tree?

Yes. How big is it?

It's six feet. Well the box said it was six feet but it's not six feet tall. It's like

five eight. Well, God, that's terrible. It's false advertising.

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