Ep 013 : Dave Callan & Heath Franklin – CLASSIC CLIP - Comedians
Steele Wars : Star Wars Podcast
Steele Saunders
4.5 • 524 Ratings
🗓️ 13 August 2014
⏱️ 8 minutes
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Dave Callan; comedian and wookie fan along with Heath Franklin the man behind the Chopper comedy character chat about the highs and lows of being Star Wars fans and their hopes for episode 7!
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| 0:00.0 | Hey guys, welcome to Steel Wars. I am comedian Steel Saunders and I do love Star Wars. Please enjoy this classic clip which is available in full at patreon.com forward slash Steel Wars. |
| 0:19.9 | When I matured, when I reached like, I don't know, 36, I think I suddenly realized, something I didn't realize as a kid about Return of the Jedi, and that is really when you break it down, a bike that travels 250 kilometres an hour isn't really the best choice for |
| 0:39.7 | dense jungle. |
| 0:41.3 | Do you know what I mean? |
| 0:43.0 | Like as a kid, you're like, yeah, that's what you'd do. |
| 0:45.3 | You'd ride it through the forest really full of trees. |
| 0:48.2 | But now that you grow up, you think, oh, could have chosen something different. |
| 0:51.6 | Maybe a monorail. |
| 0:53.1 | Maybe something just above the tree line |
| 0:55.0 | might have helped |
| 0:56.2 | maybe they're a little bit like |
| 0:57.1 | allocate just giving them all |
| 0:58.4 | skateboards |
| 0:59.4 | the standard equipment on indoor isn't it |
| 1:01.2 | and just trying to skateboard |
| 1:03.3 | through the scrub after an e-walk |
| 1:05.2 | where you go but i mean just everything about |
| 1:07.4 | that environment was completely |
| 1:09.2 | the opposite of what you would want to be |
| 1:12.0 | traveling really, really fast on. Like, there's vines that could, you know, get caught up in your |
| 1:16.8 | speeder bike. There's, you know, tree roots. There's giant thick oaks. Just branches everywhere. |
| 1:23.9 | It's insane. |
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