EP 011 - Death Punch & The Rise of the Baby Dick Bandit

POWER MOVES with Mike Burns

Mike Burns

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4.8 • 617 Ratings

🗓️ 29 November 2018

⏱️ 54 minutes

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We check in with Gnarly Zack, dive into the FedEx driver who punched a racist to death, we’ve got a story about a wedding photographer who gets mad faded and bones a guy, pisses on a tree, then threatens the cops, we learn about The Rise of The Baby Dick Bandit, and so much more.

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0:00.0	Welcome back, Daddy's!
0:02.8	First off, I wanted to thank everybody for their orders on Power Moves with Mike Burns.com. The store has been a huge success, and you guys all made it happen, so thank you so fucking much. Ooh, thank you so much. Quick question, Michael. What was the number one seller on the Power Moves? I don't know. Was it the Dusted Roads, Daddy? We're gonna have to start this over because I just want to plow through this cold open real quick.
0:03.8	No, but I don't know. Was it the Dusted Roads, Daddy? We're going to have to start this over because I just want to plow through this cold open
0:23.6	real quick.
0:24.1	No, but I just wanted to know.
0:25.3	I want a question.
0:25.9	I don't know.
0:26.3	People bought a bunch of mugs and they bought a bunch of pillows. Okay, great. All right. Keep going. We got a great show. God damn it. See now look what's happening.
0:17.9	This is, hey man, it's all part of it, okay?
0:19.5	All right, nobody's perfect.
0:20.9	Not even the daddy.
0:22.7	We've got a great show for you here on a fine Thursday Thursday.
0:25.6	We're in a show. This is, hey man, it's all part of it, okay? All right, nobody's perfect. Not even the daddieth.
0:40.9	We've got a great show for you here on a fine Thursday Thursday.
0:55.0	We're going to check in with Narlieszak for the Narliesack minute. We're going to talk about the FedEx driver who punched a racist to death. We've got a story about a wedding photographer who gets mad, mad, faded, and bones a guy at the wedding, then pisses on a tree, and we're going to learn about the rise of the baby dick bandit.
0:58.0	And there's so much more.
0:59.8	Live from Los Angeles, who, California.
1:04.2	You're listening to Power Move, Daddy.
1:06.2	Power making power moves.
1:08.1	Rock in a Detroit groove to some American dudes out making power moves.
1:15.4	Straight out of Grand Block, Michigan, rocking a cold one in each hand.
1:20.2	My buddy Dave and our Americans just making power moves, ripping heaters and chugging paps.
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