Happy Ving you guys.

As promised, we're a day early for the holiday.

So we've got big news.

Power Moves with Mike Burns.com is live, Daddy.

It's live, Daddy.

You got the number one store.

It is going to be a one-stop shop for the sophisticated daddy. It's what sophisticated daddy is daddy. Now, here's the thing, I try to do a little taste to all the dad burner merch that I was too k-fabe to make in the past. I was a real stick in the mud and I wouldn't make dad-boner stuff because dad-boner can't sell dad-boner things. But now I am fully selling out.

So you can check all that out. Who gives us shit, Daddy? We're here to make some cash. Who gives us shit? We're falling on hard times in Burns, Wheeling, man. And you know, like, I'll tell you what happened to Mike Burns. They kicked him in the butt and the computer took his job. So now you got to go to Power Moves with Mike Burns.com and purchase yourself some Carl merchandise.

You got to check it out.

The Carl,

the my Carl pillow is the,

uh, You got to go to Palmuth with myburns.com and purchase yourself some car merchandise.

You got to check it out.

The Carl, the my Carl pillow is the piece de resistance.

Yeah, I call it the coup de grace.

It's beautiful.

Both two terms that Brooks and I don't know.

Yeah, I don't know exactly what they mean, but we know the sentiment.

After I said coup de grace, I almost typed it in to be like,

am I using that right, but I didn't. And I just am continuing to use it. Either way, go get yourself something nice, daddy. Get yourself something special for you or someone you love. I mean, it's going to show a lot of love when you, when you show up with some power moves merchandise in that stocking. Just my favorite shirt if you're familiar with the dad boner universe is the what is it Carl and Dave and peanut and crazy Cooter yeah it's

really funny yeah there's a couple different versions of that I designed all of it

except for three these are all they're all items that I would wear or have in my home.

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