Ep 01-Kurt has the Power

Race Wars

Kurt Metzger and Sherrod Small

Comedy

4.5 • 777 Ratings

🗓️ 31 August 2013

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

In the debut episode of Race Wars, Kurt is knighted by Sherrod so that he doesn't have to say "the N word" on the podcast.

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0:00.0	You are now checked in to stand-up New York Labs.
0:03.8	Oh, yeah.
0:06.0	Race Wars.
0:07.4	I know you're like, how could a white man be allowed to be?
0:09.8	You can say the word only in the confines of this podcast.
0:13.0	Oh, fuck, do you?
0:14.3	Are you?
0:15.0	Yeah.
0:15.9	You're out of your fucking mind.
0:17.1	I have the power.
0:18.5	With Kurt Metzger and Shipson. First of all, welcome to Race Wars.
0:29.8	Race Wars.
0:31.5	Is that the title organist?
0:34.7	We don't know.
0:35.3	Well, that's right now, that's what we're going to run with.
0:37.8	Yeah, this is Kurt Metzger and our small here.
0:40.4	Call it called a Puppet Masters.
0:42.6	It's too Illuminati-ish.
0:44.8	Yeah, you're right.
0:45.6	What about Luminati?
0:47.2	Illuminaudi?
0:48.0	That's a whole, because I do want to get, basically, race words is just us saying, talking about racial shit.
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