Enya Passed Away

Emergency Intercom

Enya Umanzor & Drew Phillips

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9 • 3.6K Ratings

🗓️ 3 June 2022

⏱️ 65 minutes

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The tables have turned and now Drew has to take care of Enya during her near death experience. Follow Enya on Insta: @EnyaUmanzor Follow Drew on Insta: @DrewPhillips09 To listen to the podcast on YouTube: bit.ly/EmergencyIntercomPodYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: bit.ly/EmergencyIntercom If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: bit.ly/EmergencyIntercom Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to this episode of emergency intercom. Guys, today we have really big news.
0:23.0	We're fucking pissed. We're angry.
0:27.0	What about?
0:30.0	Do we actually have big news? No.
0:33.0	I was like, wait, what am I missing? I'm getting the viewers in. I'm getting them ready.
0:36.0	You got to lift them up and then drop them and then drop them.
0:39.0	Oh, yeah, it's like Stockholm syndrome.
0:42.0	Yeah, and then because they're like always craving that lift feeling, they're going to stick around.
0:46.0	Keep coming back from, we've got you in our Jeep grips and you can't escape the universe.
0:53.0	Start with drawing. That's basically what Judy is.
0:57.0	So you're admitting this is the high that they get.
1:03.0	I don't like that the pairs you get are soft. Like, it might have pairs are supposed to be hard.
1:08.0	No, they're supposed to be like creamy. No, they're like crunchy.
1:11.0	They're not supposed to be creamy. That's a rotten fruit. No, this is literally not. This is like creamy as fuck.
1:16.0	I know I'm saying, but pairs are supposed to be like crunch.
1:19.0	But I'm thinking of pairs you get out of a can in like preschool. I have a baby food.
1:24.0	You're thinking of baby food. I haven't eaten a pair in a very long time if I'm being honest.
1:28.0	A pair is always fucked me up because of the gritty texture as a kid. Like, I didn't eat the pairs in the fruit.
1:33.0	I didn't wash this one. It kind of tastes like the dirt it was sewn in or fell on to.
1:38.0	I don't wash my fruit. I just don't.
1:41.0	Word. I like it simple.
1:43.0	I wash my lettuce and kale and stuff because especially kale. It actually grosses me out when I spread her.
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