Enya is drunk and bored

Emergency Intercom

Enya Umanzor & Drew Phillips

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9 • 3.6K Ratings

🗓️ 2 August 2024

⏱️ 60 minutes

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0:00.0	If just thinking about your bills makes you feel confused and disorientated,
0:05.0	like your head is full of Raspberry,
0:08.0	then you need Monzo.
0:10.0	Download your new favorite bank and pay bills from custom pots.
0:15.0	Money never felt like Monzo.
0:18.0	UK residents, T's and C supply. Please apply. Hey guys, welcome to this episode. I'm going to this episode.
0:35.0	I'm going to this episode.
0:40.0	I'm assume. I am going to zoom another zoom
0:46.7	I am going crazy I'm literally gonna do meth or something I'm going crazy it's so boring in Miami, I'm going to kill myself.
0:54.0	And you're Texan me and Kaye saying that she was going to kill herself for fun because she's so bored.
0:58.8	It's so...
0:59.8	You're so...
1:01.8	Which is so... Which isn't a lie. Actually it's technically a lie because I made my parents drink with me because I'm so bored. So I made my parents drink sogy with me because
1:11.3	Yeah, I made Luna like drink with me because I didn't want to drink alone.
1:15.0	Oh lucky.
1:16.0	Big shots and she like was just fucked up.
1:19.0	But she knock out?
1:21.0	No, she was being such a lightweight.
1:22.8	She was being like crazy like crazy girl, like bag of chips on the head.
1:26.5	Well here is my soju and tonic water in my Separate Beauty Rogue points cup that my parents kept.
1:35.0	It's always that damn sappora rogue sale. I'm telling you, bro.
1:40.0	Kind of on trend, it's like a dotted cup.
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