Entitled Parents try to get a DNA TEST for my NEWBORN CHILD, CONVINCED that my WIFE CHEATED ON ME
Am I the Jerk?
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🗓️ 9 February 2024
⏱️ 21 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Am I the jerk for telling my wife that my parents tried to give our son a DNA test just to try and prove whether or not my son is actually mine. |
| 0:09.0 | And now, as a result, we are going to be restricting my parents' access to my son. |
| 0:13.8 | And at this point, we seriously don't know what to do. |
| 0:16.4 | So I'm a 29-year-old male, and I'm married to a woman who's 32. |
| 0:20.2 | Ethnically, she is Korean, although she grew up in the United States, and I'm of Northern European descent. |
| 0:25.9 | Four years ago, our first son was born. |
| 0:28.2 | My parents were incredibly excited to be grandparents and have done a great job of helping raise him. |
| 0:33.4 | Since he was born, he has visually been a carbon copy of me. |
| 0:37.1 | He has my hair color, my skin color, my facial features. If you squint just a little bit, you can kind of sort of see a bit of my wife, but we've actually had an ongoing joke where I'll sit her down and promise her that she is in fact the mother and that I was never unfaithful. Now she is tired of the joke, but I find it hilarious at least. |
| 0:54.9 | Anyways, three months ago, our second son was born, and it was a beautiful baby. But this time, |
| 1:00.3 | with genetics being how they are, he looks nothing like me. But he does look exactly like my wife. |
| 1:06.0 | I mean, I suppose his skin is whiter than hers, and his hair is a bit like mine, but basically the |
| 1:11.1 | little bean is mommy. The first time I introduced him to my parents, I couldn't believe their |
| 1:15.7 | reaction. They were so excited until they saw his face, and then I saw unmistakable disappointment, |
| 1:21.8 | followed by a compensatory false enthusiasm. I immediately figured out why, but I haven't |
| 1:26.8 | brought up the topic. Well, last |
| 1:28.6 | Saturday, my parents were by having a visit. My mother insisted on putting him to bed while my father |
| 1:33.9 | and I were having a couple of beers. About 15 minutes later, after she left the room with him, |
| 1:38.5 | I said that I was going to go check on her, but my father was oddly insistent that I not. I knew |
| 1:43.6 | something was up, so I walked |
| 1:45.4 | into her putting a little swab into a plastic container, and I knew exactly what it was. My mother |
| 1:50.8 | was shocked when I walked in, and whispered that I should in no circumstances tell my wife, |
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