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Am I the Jerk?

Entitled Mother Un-Alives my FAKE BABY I got for a Class in High School so I FAIL

Am I the Jerk?

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🗓️ 17 May 2022

⏱️ 23 minutes

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0:00.0

My entitled mother unalived my fake baby from school, and now I think I might fail.

0:05.6

This happened in high school when I was 16.

0:07.8

Now I am 26, and I'm still bitter about it because it wrecked my GPA.

0:12.0

So when I was in high school, I was in homec for the second year in a row.

0:15.2

At my school, we had different levels of homec.

0:17.6

Just like how there's a Spanish one, Spanish two, and a Spanish three, kind of like that.

0:21.5

So freshman year, you did the boiled egg baby experiment, but in the higher level classes,

0:25.8

we got these fancy robotic baby dolls.

0:28.1

The dolls had sensors in them in different spots.

0:30.8

In the mouth, the back, the bottom, stuff along those lines.

0:34.0

We got these special instruments that also had sensors in them,

0:37.3

so that when we would put the pretend bottle up to the baby,

0:40.5

the baby would react to it and then stop crying.

0:43.0

It was really high tech stuff.

0:44.4

The fake baby also had a sensor in the neck,

0:47.1

and that if the neck went too far back, it would register it,

0:50.2

and it would read it as if it was broken.

0:52.1

We were assigned the babies for one weekend.

0:54.6

At this time, I was in marching band and had games on Friday nights.

0:58.3

I was worried that I wouldn't be able to hear the baby cry over the crowd,

1:01.5

and also the band, so I asked my mom to babysit.

1:04.6

I showed her how to properly take care of the fake baby while I was gone,

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