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Am I the Jerk?

Entitled KAREN tries to TAKE MY DOG... she won't take "NO" for an Answer

Am I the Jerk?

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🗓️ 5 August 2022

⏱️ 21 minutes

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0:00.0

An entitled Karen stops me on the side of the road, demanding that I sell her my dog,

0:06.0

while also refusing to take no for an answer. And when she wouldn't stop and leave me alone,

0:11.0

I ended up having to put her in her place. Here's what happened. My partner and I have two dogs,

0:16.1

and just like my two and a half year old, we essentially consider them children. My parents have

0:21.0

always called them their grand puppies, and we've done everything we can to ensure that they live

0:26.0

happy lives. Arlo is the eldest, and is a blue mantle great-dain. He is beautiful, loving,

0:32.1

and basically Scooby Doo with different coloring. Our other dog by the name of Daphne is our second

0:37.5

eldest, and she's a mutt essentially. Her dad was a German shepherd, and her mom was a rotwiler mix.

0:43.6

My partner saw Daphne and immediately fell in love with her. She is our smart middle child

0:48.5

who is the reason the front screen door is always locked, because she can literally open it.

0:53.7

And yes, she was named Daphne after my partner tried and failed to get Arlo to be called Scooby.

0:59.3

Anyways, my partner was taking Arlo and Daphne for a walk. I had gone halfway with them

1:04.7

before heading back home, as our toddler had fallen asleep. And if I didn't, we would have been up

1:09.9

until 10 o'clock at night with that danger nap. He continued on, and as he was passing the local

1:15.2

school, a car pulls up in the middle of the road. My partner wonders what's going on,

1:20.4

thinking that maybe there was just something up ahead, and the driver wanted to warn them about it.

1:24.9

The window rolls down, and it's some lady staring at our dogs. The woman points at Arlo,

1:30.5

and goes, how much? My partner is obviously very confused at this point. Why would a stranger pull

1:36.3

up in the middle of the road, asking how much our dog is? Arlo didn't have a for sale sign on him,

1:41.6

so my partner replies, he's not for sale. But the woman doesn't take that as an answer. She says,

1:47.5

no, really, how much is he? My partner then reiterated, um, I'm sorry, he's not for sale.

1:53.8

They go back and forth like this for a few rounds, with her asking how much, and my partner

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