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🗓️ 5 August 2022
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0:00.0 | An entitled Karen stops me on the side of the road, demanding that I sell her my dog, |
0:06.0 | while also refusing to take no for an answer. And when she wouldn't stop and leave me alone, |
0:11.0 | I ended up having to put her in her place. Here's what happened. My partner and I have two dogs, |
0:16.1 | and just like my two and a half year old, we essentially consider them children. My parents have |
0:21.0 | always called them their grand puppies, and we've done everything we can to ensure that they live |
0:26.0 | happy lives. Arlo is the eldest, and is a blue mantle great-dain. He is beautiful, loving, |
0:32.1 | and basically Scooby Doo with different coloring. Our other dog by the name of Daphne is our second |
0:37.5 | eldest, and she's a mutt essentially. Her dad was a German shepherd, and her mom was a rotwiler mix. |
0:43.6 | My partner saw Daphne and immediately fell in love with her. She is our smart middle child |
0:48.5 | who is the reason the front screen door is always locked, because she can literally open it. |
0:53.7 | And yes, she was named Daphne after my partner tried and failed to get Arlo to be called Scooby. |
0:59.3 | Anyways, my partner was taking Arlo and Daphne for a walk. I had gone halfway with them |
1:04.7 | before heading back home, as our toddler had fallen asleep. And if I didn't, we would have been up |
1:09.9 | until 10 o'clock at night with that danger nap. He continued on, and as he was passing the local |
1:15.2 | school, a car pulls up in the middle of the road. My partner wonders what's going on, |
1:20.4 | thinking that maybe there was just something up ahead, and the driver wanted to warn them about it. |
1:24.9 | The window rolls down, and it's some lady staring at our dogs. The woman points at Arlo, |
1:30.5 | and goes, how much? My partner is obviously very confused at this point. Why would a stranger pull |
1:36.3 | up in the middle of the road, asking how much our dog is? Arlo didn't have a for sale sign on him, |
1:41.6 | so my partner replies, he's not for sale. But the woman doesn't take that as an answer. She says, |
1:47.5 | no, really, how much is he? My partner then reiterated, um, I'm sorry, he's not for sale. |
1:53.8 | They go back and forth like this for a few rounds, with her asking how much, and my partner |
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