My crazy and titled grandmother tells me that I'm a sinner and that I need to be punished

because of my attraction to women. Things got so bad that she tried to kick me out of my own

apartment and attack me in the process. Here's what happened. So I'm 29 years old,

and I had been dealing with this for some time, but recently this became ridiculous.

My grandmother is the most special person I've ever known, and with special, I mean she's one

of the most frustrating, entitled Narcissistic and condescending jerks on the planet. She believes

that she is the matriarch of the family, the highest authority that we all must obey. And for

that, she has done a lot of things to all of the family over the years, and recently I became

her main objective. A couple months ago, she organized a family meeting on her house.

Believing it was just a family meal, we all went, and when everyone went there, she revealed

her true intentions. It was a trap. Apparently, someone told my grandmother that I was dating a girl,

my girlfriend, and basically she exposed me to all of the family. In that moment, I haven't even

told my parents about it yet. The following 30 minutes were a non-stop humiliation in front of my

entire family, saying to everybody that I was a failure, and that I was a shame on the family,

as well as a sinner, and how embarrassed she was that all of her church friends knew about it as well.

When I couldn't take her garbage anymore, I got up from my chair, just to be slapped in the face

by her for disrespecting her. After watching this happen, the rest of the family got involved,

and I was getting pulled apart before she could pull my hair. The following weeks, she was nothing

more than a constant headache. She would be giving me endless phone calls and text messages,

telling me that I was apparently going to burn for my sins, and that I was a disgrace,

that I should stop fooling around and correct my life. She even lectured my parents,

demanding that they somehow correct me for my mistake. My grandmother even wants me to quit my job

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