Entitled Customer says we TRIED TO POISON HIM and gets Humiliated for Lying
Am I the Jerk?
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🗓️ 9 March 2023
⏱️ 23 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | An entitled customer claims that I'm trying to poison his food after an honest mistake |
| 0:04.5 | at the restaurant I work at, but as a result of his sudden outburst, all the tables around |
| 0:09.6 | him decided to get some revenge and absolutely humiliate him in the process. |
| 0:14.2 | Here's what happened. |
| 0:15.2 | So I worked in a stake in seafood restaurant, while I was in college. |
| 0:18.9 | It was a great little place with a perfect schedule for students, no lunches and closed |
| 0:23.1 | on Sundays. |
| 0:24.3 | Even better, the food was excellent, and the staff was one of the best in town. |
| 0:28.4 | We were always busy, which made for a nice payday for the waiters. |
| 0:32.1 | I had a good group of regulars and I did really well. |
| 0:34.9 | Naturally, that doesn't mean that it was all roses and sunshine. |
| 0:38.2 | While 99% of the customers were great and easy to take care of, there's always that |
| 0:42.9 | 1% that seemed to spoil the bunch. |
| 0:45.7 | Anyways, on the night in question, I had opened the restaurant, which meant I also got |
| 0:50.4 | one of the best sections in the place. |
| 0:52.8 | Five tables, three four tops, and two two tops. |
| 0:55.9 | My first table of the night is the primary focus of our story. |
| 0:59.4 | They were an elderly couple. |
| 1:01.1 | She was as sweet as my grandmother, so let's call her grandma. |
| 1:04.4 | And of course, we'll call the gentleman, the grumpy old man of the story. |
| 1:08.3 | And let me tell you, he was not in the best mood, but wasn't being rude as of yet. |
| 1:12.8 | They ordered drinks from the bar, which is usually a good sign. |
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