ENTITLED BRAT BLOCKS TRAFFIC WITH FORTNITE DANCE!
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🗓️ 9 December 2025
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| 0:00.0 | What is going on everyone and welcome back to my channel. I hope you're all doing well. Now in today's first story, as you can see by the title and thumbnail, a couple of young kids think it'd be a great idea to jump into the middle of a busy road, pull out a couple of fortnight dances and wait for the traffic to get annoyed and stop. Now unfortunately, when they come across a very, what's the word, strong driver, um, large man driver who doesn't do this, things kind of take a turn for the worse, let's see what happens. |
| 0:29.2 | Entitled kids block road to do Fortnite dance. |
| 0:32.5 | They weren't ready for an adult with no F's to give to react. |
| 0:36.8 | This takes place before the pandemic, but seeing a video |
| 0:39.9 | about Fortnite reminded me of this. I was driving down a narrow street, technically a two-way, |
| 0:45.7 | but people can park on the sides, so it's one-way traffic in reality at times. I'm driving along |
| 0:51.1 | when these two little idiots, like 10 years old, jump out into the road, |
| 0:55.7 | about 50 or so feet ahead of me and stay there as I pull up. |
| 1:00.1 | I motion for them to move, and they start to do that stupid dance where they do the loser sign. |
| 1:05.5 | They're laughing and saying stuff like, what are you going to do? |
| 1:08.9 | And, you can't go anywhere. Annoyed, I put the car in park, |
| 1:13.9 | shut it off and get out. They're a little startled that an adult was doing this. I assume they'd |
| 1:19.2 | got on annoyed honk or mild yelling any other time they'd done this. They clearly didn't plan for |
| 1:24.1 | something like this though. Now, I'm six foot foot and stocky i put on my best angry face |
| 1:29.6 | and yelled get the eff out of the road you little idiots or else i don't live in this neighborhood or near it at all |
| 1:36.9 | i was visiting an old friend from college who was visiting his parents so i didn't have to worry |
| 1:42.2 | about dealing with their parents or them again. Pants are little |
| 1:46.0 | heavier, they run off into one yard. I get back into my car and start to drive off. I passed by them |
| 1:52.0 | and one of the kids decided that he wanted the last word, I guess, and said, yeah, you better drive off. |
| 1:58.5 | I slammed on the brakes and glared at him. They ran off into the backyard or something. I don't know, maybe you'll think twice about being little idiots in the future. And there you go, not the most harmful thing that these kids were doing, you know, doing some trashy Fortnite dance in the middle of the road. Remember again, this was last year as well, you know, the Fortnite dancers were popping off back then. |
| 2:18.0 | And loads of people were holding the ale, taking the air, whatever the dance is called. |
| 2:21.1 | But it's probably best of these guys learn now rather than later that you can't kind of just stop in the middle of the road and wait for traffic to stop for you whilst you're playing a prank. because at some point, one driver's not going to realize what you're doing, |
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