You are listening to The Enormo Cast.

Well folks, it's summertime, and it's hot out there.

Sizzling, parching, blistering.

Why, you could darn well fry an egg on that sloper.

It wouldn't be delicious.

But we're going to climb anyway, aren't we?

Because without climbing, well, our flimsily constructed self-identity would be

sucked away by real-life obligations like so much froth from our iced chai lattes.

And of course, Black Diamond wants you out there climbing and glowing and ignoring

your email inbox too, and their summer apparel is here to help.

From the lightweight sweat-drinking tech tea to the breezy women's talistank,

from the leaky valley shorts to the breathable Alpine light pants.

And of course, the majestic Alpine glow sun hoodie,

but when the Alpine glow becomes the full gaze of the burning eye of soar on on that last slab

pitch to the rim and the cooler of beer in camp.

Yes, that's a black canning reference for the diehards.

So don't cower inside just because the sun is stalking you like the devil itself.

Let Black Diamond equip you to climb on when the heat is on.

Go to blackdiamenequipment.com or your favorite air-conditioned local shop to check out the

summer garb from the climbers at Black Diamond.

Well, howdy partners, allow me to introduce myself.

I'm a yedi, yonder water bottle, and I hold a very keto life right here in my belly.

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