You are listening to The Enormo Cast.

Is there any fashion statement in climbing more controversial than shorts?

Yes, dear listener, I mean short pants, knickers if you will.

Too short, too long, too much booty, too little leg, too baggy, and just too darn tight.

Well, Guten Tag Wolfgang, is that a number two camelot in your pocket?

Are you just glad to see me?

But in the end, when you do find a pair of shorts you love,

it's like a dream pie filled with real dreams.

And of course, Black Diamond is here to help you find your dream shorts.

From the lightweight flat iron to the bombproof valley shorts, Black Diamond has men and women's

shorts for under the harness or a breezy bouldering sesh.

The new dirt bag short even comes in a retro-quartered option,

so you can look just like you rolled out of a hazy VW bus in Camp 4 circa 1977.

So let's think about replacing those thin, blown out,

ratty standbys with some new forever shorts.

From Black Diamond Equipment.com or your favorite local shop.

Because frankly, we can see your butt right now.

Well, howdy partners. Allow me to introduce myself.

I'm a Yeti Yonder water bottle and I hold the very key to life right here in my belly.

That's right, water, hydration.

Why without my tasty preference, you'd have popped your clogs long ago, Buckaroo.

Now you might say, well, big deal, I got my own skanky big mouth scuss bucket water bottle

...