You are listening to The Enormo Cast.

Hey, Bobby. You going ice-con in the swimmer?

Well, all right. Why don't we tell him how to keep their toes warm up on those icicles?

Yeah, swing them tools, baby.

Oh, the weather outside is frightful. But in the gym, it's quite delightful.

But you don't want to know. So ice climbing, you will go.

But the crummy boots you've chosen will keep your poor toes frozen.

Painful's character, you know. So ice climbing, you will go.

With sporty boots fit right. You love going out in the storm.

Even when you grip too tight, up the icicle you'll be warm.

Under the boards, the bros are spraying. But indoors, you'll not be staying.

Let's sporty the take care of your toes. So ice climbing, you can go.

Remember this winter that frozen feet losing your toenails and bashing your front points around

like a drunken caustic dancer is not just, quote, part of ice climbing. Do it better, warmer,

and with pleasure, an exceptional ice climbing in mountain boots from sportiva.

All right, Bobby. Let's take them to the moon.

Two, three, instead of loudly whining, or with the bar fees you start crying.

Be a boss up on the flows, with sportiva around your toes.

Hey, Bobby, why don't we sled on over to sportiva.com or our favorite local shop and check out them boots.

Yeah, hi, a normal nation. This is Jeff Bezos. Bezos? Yeah.

However you want to say it, you may have heard of a little company called Amazon.com.

It's not actually little. It's fucking humongous. But anyway, I'm kind of like your crack dealer

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