You are listening to the Enormo cast.

Though another Halloween is behind us, the Cryptkeeper is just now cracking the door

for one of the most low-sum creatures to slither forth for the season.

That's right, the call is coming from inside your house and it's

your pal Dave who just loves ice climbing.

Dude, I just saw a gram of the snot sickle.

It's in and it's fat as fuck.

Your message has been deleted.

Please hang up and lose this number.

And though they may seem like the undead, ice climbers are not in fact impervious to the cold,

and that's where Black Diamond comes in.

In addition to basically inventing modern ice climbing,

Shenard, 1982, look it up.

An engineering cutting-edge ice tools, crampons, and ice protection,

BD is happy to shroud an ice climber in the best layers for movement and warmth.

Slap the solution 150 marino base layer against their pasty skin,

then wrap that in the co-efficient hoodie mid-layer, a personal favorite,

or the new co-efficient LT hybrid hoodie, which is lighter and stretchier,

but you know, just as co-efficiently.

Finally, waterproof that beast body with the liquid point shell.

BD also has the most technical gloves around and the best helmet options,

because well, if you ice climb without a helmet, you probably won't remain undead for long,

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