You are listening to the Enormo cast.

Imagine a time before the Sportiva TC Pro, before the solution, even Derisay before the Mira.

It was a lipidness time of skin-tight Lycra and the shortest shorts ever conceived.

Meanwhile, Sportiva was already at the height of their powers even then.

Imagine if you will, Ronc outflexing in his blue and fuchsia megas.

François La Grande floating in his ridiculously tight kendoes.

In Heinz-Marriakker, um, Marriakering in his Marriakkers.

Now, Sportiva is celebrating those heavy years with a revival of their climbing to the moon logo

in a special, limited edition TX4 approach shoot in the fantastic colors that define an era.

The TX4 remains legendary for both its ruggedness and its climbing power.

And now, Sportiva is building the TX4 on a resolvable platform to get even more life from your

favorite approach shoot. So check out all of Sportiva's decades of innovation at Sportiva.com

or your local shop and step to the moon in a pair of better than ever Retro TX4s.

Well, howdy partners. Allow me to introduce myself.

I'm a Yedi, Yonder, Waterbottle and I hold the very key to life right here in my belly.

That's right, water, hydration.

While without my tasty preference, you'd have popped your clogs long ago, Buckaroo.

Now, you might say, well, big deal. I got my own skanky big mouth scus bucket water bottle

clipped in my pack right here. And I'd ask you one simple question. How many holes does your water

bottle have? You see, most water bottles either got one big hole that makes the water dribbled

on your chin when your buddy gleefully taps the brakes while you're swillin' or one small hole

that makes it nearly impossible to dump in your electrolyte protein drinkable veggies or

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