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Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Enjoy Your Dumb Thing, with Mike Bridenstine

Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Jesse Thorn

Society & Culture, Comedy, Tv & Film

4.83.4K Ratings

🗓️ 18 April 2024

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

Jordan Morris and Jesse Thorn are joined by comedian and author Mike Bridenstine who takes us on a journey through the Alt Comedy scene in Chicago's North Side.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Give a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free.

0:06.0

Undo the locks and throw away the keys and take off your shoes and socks and run you.

0:11.0

It's Jordan, Jesse Go. I am Jesse Thorne America's radio sweetheart.

0:14.8

Jordan Morris Boy, Detective.

0:16.6

We're going to see how this show goes, Jordan, and I'll tell you why, because the steak

0:21.0

that I ate for dinner is having a fight with the eight ounces of Coca-Cola that I drank to

0:28.6

Excite myself after I had

0:31.7

Rendered myself leaden with stick.

0:33.7

Right, yes, you were worried about on-air food coma.

0:37.1

Yeah.

0:37.6

And so you took a Coke to the dome.

0:41.0

How you feeling?

0:41.6

Let's check in. Let's check in with the parts of your body

0:44.5

individually. Jesse, how's your head? Just imagine this. This is how I would describe it,

0:49.3

Jordan. Do you know, you remember GAC? I do remember GAC. Yes this was a this was a Nickelodeon branded slime product.

0:58.6

Yeah, I mean I think there's a there's been a slime revival in the last five or seven years.

1:04.4

A Slimassance?

1:05.4

Yeah, so if you know about that slime that's also a good thing to imagine.

1:10.8

Yeah.

1:11.8

Gack walked so that internet slime could run. You know those kind of floors like they have in the hospital?

1:17.2

Like a hospital floor? Yeah, sure. Yeah, that's the kind. Oh yeah. You're painting a vivid picture, yes, I can, I feel like I'm there.

1:25.6

If you took the gack, you threw it at the hospital floor, but it's a lot of gack.

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