Give a little time for the child within you.

Don't be afraid to be young and free.

Undo the locks and throw away the keys and take off your shoes and socks and run you.

It's Jordan Jesse Go, I'm Jesse Thorne America's radio sweetheart.

Jordan Morris Boy Detective.

I was on the freeway today, Jordan.

And I feel like the signature experience of living...

The LA freeway? Check Check please. Thank you. No thanks. Check please. I'll try a different restaurant. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

That doesn't have freeways. Yeah, on second thought, I'll have some gum in my pockets.

Check, please.

First of all, Jordan, that has already been chewed gum it's disgusting that you just put that in their pockets

I'd rather have this disgusting gum than get on an LA freeway So what else is going on?

I'll have what he's having.

If he's having what I'm having, check please.

Wait, hold on.

Is this the best episode we've ever done? Is it already the best episode? It is. I can feel it, right? I can feel it. I can feel it. I'll tell you this. I just wanted to call it out. I'll tell you this, Jordan. That happened.

Oh, oh, so anyway, really?

So anyway.

I was behind one of those Tesla SUVs that was like completely blacked out like every you know like

matte black wrapper paint like blacked out tail lights, blacked out headlights like with you know just like little slits where you can see the light through it.

Just all all just completely murdered out big black wheels.

My gosh.

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